Wednesday, September 03, 2008

Smart Asses

Smart Ass 1
Act 1:-
Me: Hey coming to eat food?
Smart Ass 1: *He looks in his laptop pretending not to hear anything even though I am standing almost over his head*
Act 2:-
I get up from sleep and look around.The lights are switched off.
Me: There is no electricity?
No reply.
SA 1: *Thinks replying to my question is below his dignity*

Smart Ass 2
Me:You gave a good presentation.
*makes faces as if its nothing new,eventhough half of class didnt get head or tail of what he presented*
SA2: Hmm.Has to be.

Smart Ass 3
We get our Test papers.SA3 got a marks which is good and above class average.But makes face as if he is shocked.Probably coz he has got impression that he always scores good.
SA3: How can I get this low marks?
*looks in paper as if he has seen life dinosaur in it*

5 Comments:

At 7:50 PM, Blogger Winnie the poohi said...

Erm.. ur smart ass 3 reminds me of Piyali *hope she never reads this*

You know.. I had got my first KT in Micro-electronics.. and well my term mark was 21 incidentally my marks inn theory was 19..

Sucks I know..

Well so piyali comes to me and says how come I can get 20 and you get 21?

I know uve got KT and all.. but it hurts me that I have got so lesss :D :D

btw did you know if we image search for konkan gyanpeeth.. ur pic comes in the second page ?

thats how i got your blog :)

 
At 4:10 PM, Blogger Ashley said...

Hi Abhishek,
What about Smart Ass #4? :)

 
At 7:19 AM, Blogger Pradeep Puranik said...

SA4: Abhishek, how are you, bro? Long time. Many good wishes for a prosperous and peaceful 2009.

 
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