Thursday, April 20, 2006

Encounter

At night I came home and was greeted by an unwelcome guest. He had made himself comfortable in a corner of room. That was a cockroach.


I have dreaded fear of this creature. What is it called…cock-o-phobia…er…no. People can misunderstand. Cockroahophobia. Ya this is perfect. I remembered the scene of Mr India and decided to call bachcha party to tackle this situation. I called Harit and Milind. Fortunately milind was not there. He was invited and was away to solve serious controversial issue among his friends.In the mean time I tried to use HIT on cockroach...the only weapon of mass destruction I had.After some time Harit came to my rescue.


Armed with a jhadu he started searching for the intruder till [he]we got hold of him.
In one whack he was half murdered and then we disposed him off in dustbin.


Triumphant Harit came to me as I stood on corner of bed.
Like a honourable underworld contract killer he said,
"Bhaiyya, Khallas kar diya usko....ab bed se niche aa jao."

Relived i got down from bed.
Ek aur dharti ka bojh kam hua.

9 Comments:

At 10:05 AM, Blogger anubhav said...

I am strictly against non-violence when it comes to creatures i fear..

...err any way i can contact harit and party sometime..u know in need of emergency..like this

 
At 1:12 PM, Blogger Kroopa Shah (Kr00pz) said...

LOL

 
At 4:24 PM, Blogger Sayesha said...

Oh Harit and Milind are your landlord's kids? I thought they're your younger bros. I see them on my blog now and then :)

Nice story! :)

ps: Can these guys help with my lizards?? :O

 
At 1:00 AM, Blogger Abhishek Upadhyay said...

@Priya,
Glad to know even you r of same category as mine.

@Anubhav
Even I am pure Gandhiwadi...therefore I took help of my encounter specialists.You can contact them through their blog.I am lucky to have them here.

@Kroopa
Glad to see you dear.

@Sayesha
This chillar party loves your blog, the credit goes to me for introducing your blog to them.
And yes, they will help you for eveything from Mosquitoes, Cockroaches,flies,Lizards,Chameleons, to Crocodiles.....they are braveheart kids

 
At 5:52 AM, Blogger Neha Sinha said...

:O whoa!
u could have summoned me..i'd have lend you my pistol. :D

 
At 9:19 AM, Blogger Abhishek Upadhyay said...

Neha

Haha,
Thik hai agla killing contract tujhe doonga. Cockroach aane de.

 
At 8:33 PM, Blogger Ashley said...

cock-o-phobia! That would be murgaa-phobia!!

Isn't there a Hindi word for cockroach?

 
At 10:22 AM, Blogger Neha said...

im not afraid of cockroaches.. yaay :D but lizards.. eeeeeeuuuuuuuuu

 
At 5:26 AM, Blogger Kusum Rohra said...

hahaha even i hve provided similar resue services to a frd, albeilt on the phone.
http://kusumrohra.blogspot.com/2006/04/crisis-management.html#links

 

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