Bed Cleaning

I am working too hard these days. Half of the day goes into washing clothes, cleaning utensils and cooking food. No I am not working as some Ramu Kaka at someone’s home, but this is story of my own place. After firing of my first maid, I am struggling hard to keep everything at place. No wonder firing of my second maid Shakuntala is also on table. I am thinking over it.
Last Saturday I went to my bank in Asaf Ali Road. I received shock of my life there. I have spent huge amount in last three months and my bank balance is in terrible state….full to ujada chaman. I came back home and searched my calculator. Unable to find it I settled with calc on my PC and started calculating all the major expenses in last 3 months. After lot of mental utha-patak it came into picture that I just don’t know where I spent half of the amount I withdrew from bank. If this would have been case with some other boy it was understandable. But with me!!! No!! I am a very good. I don’t have any habit that asks for huge amount of money. I don’t smoke, perfect teetotaler, Girl friends bilkul nahi…toh paise gaye kahan. I am not a guy who spends whole night with munni bai…chee chee. I am a bal brahmachari. Whole night I wasn’t able to sleep due this million dollar question.

I found today that nothing at my home is in place. Every small paper and things are getting lost. So I decided to start a massive ghar-cleaning operation. First I decided to clean my bed where I sleep…alone.



Now, my bed is a wonderful place. There are so many things on it that it seems as if mini economy thrives there. You will find everything on my bed. That’s my way of reducing redundancy in physical activity like moving hands, getting up, moving around. Therefore all the things I need I keep on bed sitting on which I work on computer. On half of bed things are kept and on remaining half I sleep. After cleaning I found out so many things which were out of my eyes for months.
Well…the things which I found on my bed, apart from clothes and bed sheets are:

1) Small container of Table salt.
2) Deodorant
3) Two Match boxes….I search them everytime when power goes off.
4) Scissor…I was about to purchase new one.
5) Aerogaurd, mosquito repellant
6) Empty container that was 1 week back full of namkeen
7) Business Card holder
8) Spiral File
9) Lease documents of my room
10) Box of useless CDs
11) Cello Tape
12) Lots of newspaper
13) Chacha Chaudhari Comic.
14) 1 fork and 2 spoons
15) 2 onions, 1 potato
16) 4 Pens,1 pencil,1 compass box…(Wow)
17) Marker pen
18) 2 CDs (which are useless now)

The bed cleaning exercise therefore proved to be fruitful. I have spent 1 extra hour to sort out my clothes and keep them at one place.

Now back to study.