Wednesday, September 03, 2008

Smart Asses

Smart Ass 1
Act 1:-
Me: Hey coming to eat food?
Smart Ass 1: *He looks in his laptop pretending not to hear anything even though I am standing almost over his head*
Act 2:-
I get up from sleep and look around.The lights are switched off.
Me: There is no electricity?
No reply.
SA 1: *Thinks replying to my question is below his dignity*

Smart Ass 2
Me:You gave a good presentation.
*makes faces as if its nothing new,eventhough half of class didnt get head or tail of what he presented*
SA2: Hmm.Has to be.

Smart Ass 3
We get our Test papers.SA3 got a marks which is good and above class average.But makes face as if he is shocked.Probably coz he has got impression that he always scores good.
SA3: How can I get this low marks?
*looks in paper as if he has seen life dinosaur in it*